'I can confirm Gavi future': soothsayer with brain implant sends important message to fans
I’m starting this blog to share important news with my fellow Barca fans.
The thing is that a year ago I had an operation on my brain due to a cerebrovascular accident. As a kid, I felt constant headaches, it was unbearable… One day I decided enough is enough and was determined to get rid of this problem once and for all.
I traveled all the way to a Los Angeles clinic to talk to top neuroscientists to see what they can do. They told me there was only one solution - a brain implant. I was reassured the operation would not involve a high risk - so I agreed.
A brain implant was installed in my brain on 10 October 2022. I was so relieved! My headaches disappeared, and all my brain functions have been working perfectly fine except for one thing…
Now I can foresee future events, especially football ones. I have already won tons of money on betting which allowed me to buy a new house for mom (she teaches folk music to children from working-class families) and pay all the bills for my sister’s treatment who’s been struggling with drug addiction.
Many Barca fans are worried that Gavi may leave the team because La Liga doesn't want to register him due to Barcelona allegedly exceeding the salary limit by 200 million, with our young star forced to be out of the first team before the end of the season. Plus it's extremely uncertain what future awaits him in the summer as many other top clubs (including Man City) are circling around Gavi as hungry alligators ready to snatch him.
I know the answer.
Gavi will stay at Barca after the end of the season and Barca will register him as part of the first team for the 2023-24 season.
Yesterday, as it happened with all my predictions, I had a traditional picture in my head with future events: Gavi will be registered on a La Liga website (by the way, it'll have a new interface in July) as the senior team player.
My dear Barca friends, please relax and God bless you all.
Comments
Uefa can’t ban the second biggest club in the world from playing in the champions league lets watch and see..
No, he should rather predict if UEFA will or will not find anything incriminating about Barca in the Negreira case...
Wisdom Akpablie, I haven't had any relevant images in my brain about that case yet
I think this is a Joke! 😂😂 Please, Predict how many points gap Barca will use to clinch the title in Spain.
BarcaFOREVER, it's not unfortunately/fortunately. i'll try to do so next week
What I'm asking for is please can you help me correct score on Barcelona vs Elche
Okay
Shenby, I'm waiting for Kromah to confirm my Admin Credentials.😂😂