Things Ole’s likely to do during quarantine
1. Listening To Bob Dylan hoping The Times Are A Changing
Listening to music is the most comforting way to ease the tensions right now. Solskjaer – a big Dylan fan – probably has The Times Are A Changing on repeat hoping a similar change is happening at United.
2. Calling Raiola and hanging up instantly
We all love to do this prank on occasions! Ole can get some petty revenge on Pogba’s conniving agent for all his recent smack talk by calling him and hanging up his phone immediately after he picks up.
3. Coming up with new nicknames for players
Ole loves calling his players with nicknames as if they’re his buddies. He calls Rashford “Rashy”, Martial “Anto” and has a few more for others as well. Maybe it’s time to come up with new nicknames for Bruno or Pogba now.
4. Finding new ways to answer Pogba related questions
Every press conference Ole gets hounded with questions surrounding Pogba’s future. Maybe now he can come up with some witty answers to divert them once the season resumes.
5. Learning Sir Alex’s methods better
Ole knows he can’t be Sir Alex. But he does draw a lot of inspiration from him. Perhaps he can learn how to be a tougher character and show his “dark side” more often like the gaffer. Also maybe the ruthlessness which made Sir Alex so good!
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